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Touch Grass Not Yourself | Unisex Sweatshirt | Large Graphic

Touch Grass Not Yourself | Unisex Sweatshirt | Large Graphic

Regular price $54.90 USD
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Cozy, clean, and confrontational in all the right ways. This premium sweatshirt isn’t just warm — it’s a quiet protest. Whether you’re choosing purity, real connection, or just sick of the digital decay, this piece speaks for those who’ve unsubscribed from the nonsense.


Minimalist streetwear with a message. For the healed, the bold, the unsubscribed.


Great For:

  • People who reject OnlyFans & hookup culture

  • Christians and the culturally awake

  • Those building lives with faith, discipline, and intention

  • Fans of anti-simp messaging and based fashion

  • People who are done with fake intimacy and digital idols


  • A heavy blend sweatshirt. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
  • Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
  • Classic fit for everyday comfort.


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 83.8 86.3
B) Width (cm) 102 112 122 132 142 152 162.6 172.8
B) Half Chest (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81.3 86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85 88 90 93 95 98 100.3 102.9


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Width (inches) 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 59.8 64 68
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5


Care Instructions

General This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
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