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Touch Grass Not Yourself | Unisex Oversized Fit T-shirt | Small Graphic
Touch Grass Not Yourself | Unisex Oversized Fit T-shirt | Small Graphic
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$49.90 USD
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$49.90 USD
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Make a statement without saying a word. This bold, high-quality graphic tee is for those who value authenticity, self-respect, and truth in a world full of digital illusions. Whether you’re taking a stand against simping, online lust, or fake empowerment, this shirt lets you speak your mind — unapologetically.
Crafted for comfort and designed for real ones, our tees blend minimalist streetwear style with strong messaging. Perfect for those who live by faith, value family, or just want to keep it classy.
This T-Shirt Stands For:
- Empowering tradition over trends
- Promoting real love, not rented fantasy
- Encouraging healthy relationships, not pixel addiction
- Respecting women by rejecting objectification
- Choosing masculinity with meaning, not manipulation
Great For:
- People who reject OnlyFans culture
- Those who support traditional values, Christian identity, or masculine confidence
- Fans of based fashion, anti-simp culture, and meme-worthy messaging
- Those looking for Christian streetwear, anti-porn t-shirts, or faith-based lifestyle apparel
This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a symbol. A daily reminder that you’re not buying into the lie, you’re building something better.
- A durable, heavyweight t-shirt made with 100% USA cotton, designed for lasting wear.
- Offers a relaxed, oversized fit with reinforced stitching and a ribbed crew neck collar.
- The unique dye process provides an ultra-soft, streetwear fit and a shrink-free finish.
- Suitable for various occasions, offering a versatile Los Angeles-inspired style.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68 | 69.2 | 74.3 | 79.4 | 84.5 |
| B) Width (cm) | 115.6 | 125.7 | 134.6 | 142.2 | 151.1 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 57.8 | 62.9 | 67.3 | 71.1 | 75.5 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 53.3 | 55.3 | 59.7 | 62.2 | 64.8 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.8 | 27.2 | 29.3 | 31.3 | 33.3 |
| B) Width (inches) | 45.5 | 49.5 | 53 | 56 | 59.5 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 22.8 | 24.8 | 26.5 | 28 | 29.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 21 | 21.8 | 23.5 | 24.5 | 25.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | A heavyweight, garment-dyed t-shirt that merges modern streetwear style with classic comfort and durability. |
| Wash | For maintaining its vintage look, the shirt should be washed following care instructions that preserve its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to keep the garment looking its best for longer. |
| Store | Keep the t-shirt in a dry, cool place away from direct sunlight to prevent any potential fading or damage. |
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