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Touch Grass Not Yourself | Unisex Hoodie | Large Graphic

Touch Grass Not Yourself | Unisex Hoodie | Large Graphic

Regular price $59.90 USD
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Cozy, clean, and confrontational in all the right ways. This premium hoodie is more than warm — it’s war-ready for the culture. Whether you’re standing for purity, real relationships, or just tired of modern degeneracy, this piece lets you wear your values without saying a word (but it still says a lot).


Minimalist streetwear with a message. For the healed, the bold, the unsubscribed.


Great For:

  • People who reject OnlyFans & hookup culture

  • Christians and the culturally awake

  • Those building lives with faith, discipline, and intention

  • Fans of anti-simp messaging and based fashion

  • People who are done with fake intimacy and digital idols


  • A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
  • Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
  • The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
  • Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 84 86
B) Width (cm) 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152.4 162 172
B) Half Chest (cm) 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76.2 81 86
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85.1 87.6 90.2 92.7 95.3 97.8 100 103


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33.1 33.9
B) Width (inches) 40 44 48 52 56 60 63.8 67.7
B) Half Chest (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 31.9 33.9
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.4 40.6


Care Instructions

General The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.
Wash Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase.
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