Touch Grass Not Yourself | Unisex Cap

This isn’t just a hat — it’s a message. Designed for those who’ve unsubscribed from the fantasy and chosen reality instead. Whether you’re rejecting digital lust, empty validation, or the lie of empowerment through exposure, this cap lets the world know where you stand — with truth, tradition, and real respect.

Built for daily wear and made to spark conversation, this hat pairs bold messaging with clean, minimal streetwear design. Throw it on and wear your values — without compromise.

This Hat Stands For:

• Empowering tradition, not trends

• Real love > rented attention

• Faith over flesh

• Masculinity with discipline

• Simp-free, pixel-free, principle-driven living

It’s not about hate — it’s about clarity. It’s not about judgment — it’s about standards. If you stand for something, let your hat say it loud.

Great For:

• People who oppose OnlyFans & online sex culture

• Men who value self-control, respect, and masculinity

• Supporters of Christian or conservative lifestyle fashion

• Fans of anti-simp culture, based merch, and faithwear

• Anyone looking for message-driven caps or clean moral streetwear

• Crafted from cotton for a soft and breathable feel, with a green camo option made from a blend of polyester and cotton for added durability.
• Designed with a six-panel, low-profile structure for a modern, sleek look.
• Features four-row stitching on the flat visor, ensuring the cap maintains its shape and provides adequate sun protection.
• The cap is equipped with an unstructured crown, offering a relaxed fit.
• Includes an antique brass buckle closure for an adjustable and secure fit.

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